Start your day with laughter =D

Some jokes for the heart

A teacher asked a four-year-old what his name was.


" Spider Man " the four-year-old replied.


"No, I mean your real name my dear" said the teacher.


The child apologised. "Oh, I'm sorry, Its Peter Parker."

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A man was rushing for an important meeting and

he couldn't find a parking space.

Looking up to the heaven, he said,

"Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking space,

I pormise to go to church every Sunday

for the rest of my life and

give up swearing."

Miraculously, a spot opened right in front of the building.

The man looked up and said,

" Never mind. I found one."

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